An email I received this morning from the 'Secret Soybean':
I PRAY YOUR MEAT EATING PROVIDES YOU WITH A SLOW, MISERABLE, LONELY DEATH!
MEAT EATERS SUCK
MEAT EATERS SUCK
MEAT EATERS SUCK
MEAT EATERS SUCK
MEAT EATERS SUCK
MEAT EATERS SUCK
MEAT EATERS SUCK
MEAT EATERS SUCK
MEAT EATERS SUCK
MEAT EATERS SUCK
MEAT EATERS SUCK
MEAT EATERS SUCK
Surely it's your democratic and omnivorous right to consume the flesh of animals?
I mean surely your doing the animal a favour by putting an end to it's battery farmed existence right?
Oh wait, I'm missing the point aren't I?
Posted by: Little Kid | January 16, 2008 at 09:14 AM
I completely agree.
To celebrate my hate mail, I ate lunch at a vegetarian restaurant (review forthcoming). My favorite part of the menu was the description of 'baby sprouts' and their 'tender cell walls'.
Hmmm. Miss meat then?
Posted by: Jared | January 16, 2008 at 02:12 PM