I must be doing something right...

An email I received this morning from the 'Secret Soybean':

I PRAY YOUR MEAT EATING PROVIDES YOU WITH A SLOW, MISERABLE, LONELY DEATH!

MEAT EATERS SUCK

MEAT EATERS SUCK

MEAT EATERS SUCK

MEAT EATERS SUCK

MEAT EATERS SUCK

MEAT EATERS SUCK

MEAT EATERS SUCK

MEAT EATERS SUCK

MEAT EATERS SUCK

MEAT EATERS SUCK

MEAT EATERS SUCK

MEAT EATERS SUCK

Comments

[Little Kid]

Surely it's your democratic and omnivorous right to consume the flesh of animals?

I mean surely your doing the animal a favour by putting an end to it's battery farmed existence right?

Oh wait, I'm missing the point aren't I?

[Jared]

I completely agree.

To celebrate my hate mail, I ate lunch at a vegetarian restaurant (review forthcoming). My favorite part of the menu was the description of 'baby sprouts' and their 'tender cell walls'.

Hmmm. Miss meat then?