The Axis of Evil Cookbook

Don't let anyone distract you with talk about the Wii, iPhone or Kindle - this year's ultimate Christmas present? The Axis of Evil Cookbook!

"Ever wondered what an Axis of Evil leader eats after a day spent threatening neighboring countries with weapons of mass destruction? This unique cookbook tells you how to prepare these dishes in the safety of your own home."

Of course, if that's all a little highbrow (not to mention, inedible), there's always the Beef Log...