Meat Bracket - Green Division - Divisional Final

If YouTube is being naughty, please view the video here.

And if Vizu is being naughty, please vote here.

Gumbo's record:
Round 1: def. Pie (55/45)
Round 2: def. Spam (66/34)

Kangaroo's record:
Round 1: def. Pastrami (62/38)
Round 2: def. Tofu (75/25)

More Meat Bracket: Round 1 / Round 2 / Divisional Finals (Red - Blue - White - Green) / Rules

Comments

[Angus]

It should be noted for the record that I almost died during that baileys HANDS FREE shot round.

[Lebowski]

HANDS FREE?

In the one sip I had hands free I beat you.

[Angus]

True. But I almost died. And that's exciting.

[Jared]

Somewhat appropriately, happy Mardi Gras everyone!

[Lebowski]

Are the videos unavailable because of the outrageous and disgusting comments about abortion that kangaroo kirsty made?

[Angus]

Or is it because you've taken it down in some desperate attempt to edit it to try and avoid the world from seeing you be beaten by a girl in beer skulling?

[Lebowski]

GODDAMMIT!!!

[Lebowski]

By the way, to any American voters coming online now, welcome. Yours is a lovely meat, country and people.

Not that I wish to sway your vote after the event, but I could understand it if you were a wee bit offended by Kirsty's comments about your race being responsible for what she claims you're responsible for.

And Bacon Heather, if you want to marshall the 900 Americans that voted for you in your round against sausage to vote for gumbo, well, that would be just smashing.

[Angus]

Lebowski, I'm sure American readers are mature enough to realise that (a) I know that our own countries can hardly talk and (b) the few people to whom I may have pointed a finger are no longer living. They died a LONG time ago.

I should also clarify that I am pro choice, just not pro using okra to achieve it.

Heather, please do NOT trust anyone who calls you "BACON HEATHER".

[Lagoon]

For a second there i thought this was going to be a fight between Gumby (the green warrior) and a Kangaroo (a boxer)...
Ps. Gumbo is not a meat. 'Tis a dish.. You freaks.
Pps. Onya K for the beer downing.

[Angus]

Thanks Guish, appreciate the support. We thought about finding animal costumes but then got too drunk.

[Ben]

That was brilliant.

[Team Diskin]

I heard Hitler ate Gumbo.

[Heather]

oh my...i've been convalescing since the end of my battle with sausage and just logged on for the first time to see what is going on here. crikey! (and i don't mean that in a kangaroo biased way)

[Lebowski]

Glad to hear that Heather - I think you have to vote according to the powerful arguments we both put across in the video.

By the way - MEN - if I lose this as it currently looks like will happen, and Paul loses Duck which also looks like happening, it will be an all girl semis and final taking place. Now, I'm as modern as the next man and think it's great that a MEAT COMPETITION rather than you know, a salads and vegetables competition, is being dominated by women. But I'm also for equality. So if you're hovering between kangaroo and gumbo not knowing who to send through to the next round, please feel free to consider that.

(As you can tell, things are getting desperate now.)

[Jared]

Nice point. It also bodes ill for my 'Men of Meat' calendar fundraiser.

[Angus Whines]

I actually think a 'Women With Their Meat' calendar would work a treat.

But it's okay Lebowski, I voted for you a few times last night.

[Angus]

Disko, excellent, spread the word re Hitler please.

[The Guilty Carnivore]

I want to dispel the notion that Hitler ate gumbo. Hitler had a weak palette and thus very rarely strayed from a bland diet of boiled meats and cream-based soups and sauces. But mostly he ate Wheatabix nearly every meal.

But Slobodan Milosevic? A bigger gumbo fan there was not.

[Angus]

Excellent clarification.

[Lebowski]

Actually guilty carnivore, Slobo's (I wrote it like that for all you Australians who might be reading this) favourite food was apparently roast lamb - http://www.nettime.org/Lists-Archives/nettime-l-0207/msg00168.html

It's times like this I really wish Spam was still in the contest. The most anti-dictatorial food that has ever existed.

[Angus]

Ummm, I'm pretty embarrassed about this win considering all I did was slam gumbo and given the insightful arguments and theatre that went into spam, foie gras and gumb. Plus Lebowski directed the movie. But thank you.

[Lebowski]

Nonsense. A well-deserved victory. That beer drinking and pasta eating performance rightly gave you victory.

Good luck against a picture of an animated chicken in the next round. I fear that might represent stronger competition than gumbo was able to put up.

[Angus]

You of anyone know how sneaky that Dollar is, I will be prepared for more than an animated chicken....